You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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