I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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