Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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