I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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