I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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