You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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