just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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