tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
