ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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