Only a mothe r could love this liver
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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