don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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