Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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