Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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