everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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