No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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