I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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