Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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