In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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