I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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