dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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