So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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