dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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