just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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