You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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