Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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