i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Randomize
