You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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