how can u be prego again
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
