So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Come see our sink grown plant.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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