HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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