I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
