eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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