For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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