Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
we're so committed to being not committed
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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