I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just forgot I was standing up.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
