Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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