jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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