It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
