hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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