What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
