I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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