3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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