so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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