1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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