if you like me you must not know who I am
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
