Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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