Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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