People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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