ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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