I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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