I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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